Trip to Yellowstone

I'm heading down to YNP on Earth Day weekend. Found out that Yellowstone is having Earth Day events.

Here's a list of events I came up with for the park:

• Preserve the environment through trapping.
• Help a poor hunter find his manhood, through killing elk, wolves, buffalo.. anything that can't shoot back.
• Learn about buffalo-aka a species in need of disease management- Stephen's Creek Trap tour
• Save a cow-Kill a wolf
• Save a cow-Kill a buffalo
• Save a cow-Kill anything with teeth
• Preservation of the park through cattle grazing
• Learn how to rape wildlife-Demonstrations by APHIS (watch introductory video)
• Run with the buffalo with Montana's Department of Livestock-NO Sanity Allowed
• Learn to hunt with bow & arrow from the cab of your pick-up
• Spear hunting-No experience necessary

Earth Day Event!